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churchofthegreatoval

Seer, Prophetess and Diva Goddess of the Lug Nutz, Pastor of The Church of The Great Oval.
Age: Between #48 and #88, impatient with ages #2 and #18, most of the time pushing #20.
I am an outspoken NASCAR Extreme Fan. I alway have something to say, ranging from 0 -180 and back on the IQ scale, in 6 seconds flat.

Albert Einstein occasionally channels advice when I least expect it. I am not responsible in any way for anything he says while he is dead.

I am also fairly sure there is a conspiracy by Aliens to take over NASCAR.

The Church of The Great Oval is a NASCAR blog honoring the Sacred Sport of NASCAR providing general commentary on NASCAR related topics and weekly race predistions based on the Astrological aspects of each race. All of my NASCAR predictions are based on the Astrological charts of each driver. Some prediction and driver horoscopes are generated using 12 noon as the approximate birth time. This allows the closest astrological aspects possible without the actual birth times. There are a some of the driver's scope's that are based on actual birth times.
All information is technically "Un-official", and accuracy cannot be guaranteed.

Sassing back is welcomed and encouraged.

Web Site: The Church of The Great Oval

Claimed Blog: The Church of the Great Oval

RacingBlips Member since June 13, 2008

Four Scored
churchofthegreatoval.com - 8 days ago
Four Scored
— churchofthegreatoval.com — Four scored in eight seasons, Jimmie came to cup. Riding in Chevy horsepower, And we wondered, Would... it be enough? The first in our history, To achieve such a feat! Ask any driver, He’s real hard to beat. Four scored consecutive, History now made, This season, will never ever fade. See it took ... (more) Four Scored

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churchofthegreatoval.com - 13 days ago
State of the NASCAR nation, as seen by a Poet
— churchofthegreatoval.com — So I have been pretty quiet this season, Not a lot of blogging. And that should have... been ya’lls first clu..e.hehehehe.. Not much in this season has inspired me or made me really angry, and that is a first. So what does that say? Well I am pretty pleased over the double file re-starts and ... (more) State of the NASCAR nation, as seen by a Poet

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Double Burnout for The Happy Crew
churchofthegreatoval.com - 19 days ago
Double Burnout for The Happy Crew
— churchofthegreatoval.com — Kevin and Delana Harvick should be happy tonite! Phoenix was very good to them. Hap won the... race and Ron Hornaday, after fighting a pit road penalty, which put him at the back of the pack, fought long and hard… then joined the ranks of history by taking his Fourth Truck Series Championship ... (more) Double Burnout for The Happy Crew

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NASCAR Censorship? Larry Mac VS Dustin Long
churchofthegreatoval.com - 10/29/2009
NASCAR Censorship? Larry Mac VS Dustin Long
— churchofthegreatoval.com — About a month ago on a radio interview, based on NASCAR’s Horror Scope, I said NASCAR would... do some controversial things in Oct. So far…seems to be right on. I also said, NASCAR may even make some decisions that affect the outcome of The Chase. Conspiracy: “Fake ... (more) NASCAR Censorship? Larry Mac VS Dustin Long

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The Truth About Tony? !!??!! Never asked.
churchofthegreatoval.com - 10/21/2009
The Truth About Tony? !!??!! Never asked.
— churchofthegreatoval.com — Burger King’s marvelous marketing of The Truth about Tony today, was pretty funny, albeit somewhat scripted and... canned. Tony was hooked up to a polygraph machine, and paired up with old pal Matt Yokum. Various questions were asked, both by Matt and some submitted by fans. The teasing ... (more) The Truth About Tony? !!??!! Never asked.

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Jimmie Johnson humbled by Record Setting LMS Win
churchofthegreatoval.com - 10/18/2009
Jimmie Johnson humbled by Record Setting LMS Win
— churchofthegreatoval.com — Jimmie Johnson, in a very humble post-race interview answer to a question regarding Jimmie hogging the show,... said: “ I mean, I guess I don’t understand why people would have a problem with it. Everybody tunes in to watch Tiger win. Everybody tunes in to watch Federer do his thing on ... (more) Jimmie Johnson humbled by Record Setting LMS Win

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Jimmie Johnson Wins at LMS! Jeff Gordon has Potty Mouth.
churchofthegreatoval.com - 10/18/2009
Jimmie Johnson Wins at LMS! Jeff Gordon has Potty Mouth.
— churchofthegreatoval.com — Congrats to Jimmie Johnson on another win. The excitement of the night for me was listening to... Jeff Gordon on the radio. Now I have listened to all the driver’s at one time or another. I have heard them all swear. Some more than others. But… Jeff Gordon was absolutely GOLDEN tonite. ... (more) Jimmie Johnson Wins at LMS! Jeff Gordon has Potty Mouth.

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churchofthegreatoval.com - 10/18/2009
NASCAR LMS Astro-Predictions ~ Brian Vickers
— churchofthegreatoval.com — Brian Vickers, born 24 October 1983 Venus Trine Moon Uh oh…same as Carl’s…Is there a baby in... Brian’s future too? Yikes! This is an excellent time for all matters concerned with your domestic, personal and emotional life. Relationships work out far better than on other ... (more) NASCAR LMS Astro-Predictions ~ Brian Vickers

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churchofthegreatoval.com - 10/18/2009
NASCAR LMS Astro-Predictions ~ Kasey Kahne
— churchofthegreatoval.com — Kasey Kahne, born 10 April 1980 Moon Opposition Sun Today during the day certain energies are at... a high level. Probably you will feel quite physically energetic and want to accomplish a great deal. However, your energies may not be working very smoothly, because different areas of your life are ... (more) NASCAR LMS Astro-Predictions ~ Kasey Kahne

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churchofthegreatoval.com - 10/18/2009
NASCAR LMS Astro-Predictions ~ Carl Edwards
— churchofthegreatoval.com — Carl Edwards, born 15 August 1979 Venus Trine Moon This is an excellent time for all matters... concerned with your domestic, personal and emotional life. Relationships work out far better than on other days, because you are imbued with a strong desire to be warm and friendly to everyone you meet. ... (more) NASCAR LMS Astro-Predictions ~ Carl Edwards

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churchofthegreatoval.com - 10/18/2009
NASCAR LMS Astro-Predictions ~ Denny Hamlin
— churchofthegreatoval.com — Denny Hamlin, born 18 November 1980 Sun in the 9th House Valid during several weeks: During this... time you should attempt to broaden your horizons in every way possible - through study, new and unfamiliar experiences, travel or by meeting people from totally different backgrounds. Strive to make ... (more) NASCAR LMS Astro-Predictions ~ Denny Hamlin

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churchofthegreatoval.com - 10/5/2009
Poetry in Motion
— churchofthegreatoval.com — The Church of The Great Oval would like to formally introduce Poet K. A. Steffek to our... creative endeavors. Poet K. A. Steffek I am who I am and won’t apologize for it, I am Country-fied. Which means, I ain’t skeerd to get dirty, Love NASCAR and the NHRA, The United States of ... (more) Poetry in Motion

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churchofthegreatoval.com - 7/23/2009
Facebook Interaction Of The Day
— churchofthegreatoval.com — Clance’ McClannahan: Beautiful Day to you all! Question?? I received an invitation to a Charity Corn Hole... Tourney in NC from a well respected person in the NASCAR Industry.. What is a Corn Hole Tournament? If I would have received this from anyone else I would have thought it something ... (more) Facebook Interaction Of The Day

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Reward for Brain, if found.
churchofthegreatoval.com - 7/23/2009
Reward for Brain, if found.
— churchofthegreatoval.com — I wonder if anyone as seen my brain,it went for a wonder awhile ago, and never came... back… Life takes many turns, some good, some not so… I have had a serious case of writers block. I sit here and look at my blog and think about writing something…get an idea… then POOF! ... (more) Reward for Brain, if found.

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churchofthegreatoval.com - 6/9/2009
MIA
— churchofthegreatoval.com — So some of you may or may not have noticed I have been MIA for awhile again.... Economy hit hard, did a move…just now have my internet and phone in. But at least I am back, happy, and even almost thriving. NASCAR? What’s that? Scope’s will be back up each week now. Lator ... (more) MIA

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